Stuart Noble

Stuart Noble is the tier 1 gay and a founding member of the Blues Brothers. Best known for his Bulgarian friends and love for Korea, Stuart is a fan favourite.

Crystal Guy
Went on a date with a guy from Tinder who was into Crystals. Believed he was a psychic and a witch; saw dragons, goblins and fairies when he was younger; believes in chemtrails and rejected Stuart for being too skinny.

Sewer Water
Douched too deep and shat the bed of couple #1 during his first time having sex.

Possible Nudes Leak
Stuart had a long text exchange with someone from Grindr who was wanting to go on a date, but Stuart didn't want to. The texts turned hostile and the man said he was going to send Stuart's nudes to everyone he could and called him a "Grade A fucking tumour".

The man in question messaged back months later asking for a date, and when confronted with the evidence of his psychopathy asked to "start over?".

There has been no evidence that nudes were actually leaked.

Long Hair
Stuart had long hair from primary 5 until 1st year of high school. He cut it for red nose day and raised £100.

Notable Memes

 * Swamp Water
 * Hoodlum
 * Grade A fucking tumour